Guest Blogger "Colonel" Mike Satcher Shares An Effective Way To Get Rich Using The Internet! (Parody)

HOW TO MAKE MONEY IN YOUR SPARE TIME ON

YOUR COMPUTER.
 
Hello trusted Friend,
 
 
My name Col.Mfumbe Mbuna, a retired officer in Nigeria's Astronaut Corp..
 
As most well educated people, like yourself know; the NAC launched several successful missions to the MOON In the late 1970s. What most people are unaware of is the fact that the NAC brought back from the MOON, trillions of dollars worth of MOON  GOLD. Yes, I said MOON  GOLD, and you can believe me, because the reputation and honor that results from being an officer in the NAC. My honor is worth more than all the gold on the MOON and  believe me there is a lot more gold up there.
 
This leads me to tell you how you can share in these trillions of Dollars.
 
When NAC brought back the original shipments of  MOON  GOLD, several European Governments and their terrorist banking Cartels, stole the Lion's share of the MOON  GOLD. (i.e. as most well educated people, like yourself know; the NAC's mascot and symbol is the Lion).
 
Here is how you can help. The NAC has obtained a fleet of three Russian/Nigerian rockets, obtained at a surplus auction in Kazhakstan, if you send us a mere $6.42 you will be guaranteed a share in the trillions and trillions of Dollars that we will bring back from the MOON.
 
To help with transferring the $6.42 to enable this mission, please provide the following information. Due to corrupt European banking practices this is the safest and easiest method to guarantee credit for you share of the MOON  GOLD.
 
 
NAME   _____________________________________
ADDRESS __________________________________
BIRTHDATE _________________________________
SSI #     _____________________________________
PERSONAL BANK  ___________________________
ROUTING # _________________________________
PIN # IF APPLICABLE ________________________
VISA/MASTERCARD #__________________________
4 DIGIT # FROM BACK OF CARD ________________
PAYPALL PASSWORD ________________________
PET'S NAME _________________________________
MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME _____________________
 
 
 
Thank you my most trusted friend. When we are both amazingly rich beyond our wildest dreams, let's have lunch, maybe on the MOON.
 
 
NOW EMAIL A COPY OF THIS TO TWO OR THREE MILLION OF YOUR TRUSTED FRIENDS. MAYBE A DOZEN OR SO WILL RESPOND AND HELP MAKE YOU "AMAZINGLY RICH"


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